My name is Elias, and my world exists between the beats of a metronome. For fifty years, I was a master watchmaker in the Swiss Jura, specializing in the restoration of antique chronometers. My life was a meditation on perfect, predictable motion. A broken watch wasn't a mystery; it was a patient with a clear symptom—a cracked jewel, a weakened mainspring, a speck of dust on the escapement. Diagnosis, repair, restoration of rhythm. The satisfaction was in returning chaos to order, silence to a steady, reliable tick-tick-tick.
Retirement brought the silence back. Not the focused silence of my workshop, but a vast, empty quiet. My own heartbeat began to feel arrhythmic, too loud in the stillness. I missed the tangible puzzles. My grandson, Luca, a video game designer, brought me a modern smartwatch. "It tracks everything, Grand-père! Your sleep, your heart rate, your steps!" I found it horrifying. It didn't keep time; it consumed it, turning my life into data points. I put it in a drawer.
Luca saw my unease. "You need a machine that doesn't measure anything real," he said. "A machine where time is just a game, and the only rhythm is chance." He opened his laptop. "Look at this. It's called vavada chicken road. It's a clock with one hand, and it only moves when you tell it to, but you never know where it will point."
On the screen was a crude, pixelated road with moving cars and a chicken at the bottom. The goal: tap to move the chicken across the road before it got hit. "See?" Luca said. "The cars are like the gears in a clock, moving at set intervals. But their starting positions are random. Your tap is the impulse on the escapement. The chicken's safe crossing is the perfect tick. A squashed chicken is... a skipped beat."
It was ridiculous. But as a metaphor for a broken, unpredictable timepiece, it was strangely compelling. The phrase vavada chicken road sounded like a malfunction in a cosmic clock.
That night, in my silent apartment, the only sound the too-loud ticking of a restored 18th-century longcase clock in the hall, I opened my computer. I found the Vavada site and located the game. I registered. I deposited 50 Swiss francs—the price of a small, common replacement spring.
I placed a 2-franc bet on a crossing. I was not gambling. I was conducting a diagnostic on a digital movement. I clicked 'up'. The chicken moved. A car horn blared (beep-beep!)—a gear engaging. I paused. A truck passed (vroom...)—a heavier gear in motion. I calculated the gap, the rhythm of the traffic. I clicked again. The chicken darted forward, reaching the other side. A cheerful, tinny fanfare played. Tick.
My 2 francs became 2.30. A gain of 0.30. A perfectly regulated, tiny profit. The machine was functioning within parameters.
I tried again. This time, I misjudged. The chicken was flattened by a pixelated truck with a comical squish. Tock. A lost beat. A 2-franc loss. The diagnostic was clear: user error in calculating the interval.
I continued, treating each round as a test of a different "fault" in this absurd timepiece. A fast sequence of cars was a overwound spring, creating frantic, dangerous gaps. The slow, log on the river was a dragging pendulum, a predictable but wide hazard. The vavada chicken road game was a workshop for a clock that told no time, only tested my ability to read its chaotic, pre-programmed rhythms.
Then, I entered a state of flow. I wasn't thinking; I was syncing. I crossed the road not seven, not eight, but twelve times in a row. Each successful crossing added a layer to a multiplier. My 2-franc base bet was now driving a crescendo of compounded, rhythmic success. The fanfares stacked into a cacophonous symphony of correct timing. When I finally mistimed a dash, my 2 francs had become 48 francs.
The financial result was a numerical readout. The profound result was in my body. My heart, which had felt erratic in the silence, was now beating in a calm, focused rhythm aligned with the game. I had found a machine whose entire purpose was to have its rhythm read and exploited. It was the opposite of my life's work—I wasn't fixing this clock; I was learning to dance to its intentionally jittery, randomized beat.
Now, it's my daily calibration. Before I sit down to the delicate work of cleaning a real escapement, I spend five minutes with the digital one. I perform the vavada chicken road ritual. A few crossings. A re-tuning of my own internal sense of timing and risk. It reminds me that not all mechanics are meant to be perfected. Some are meant to be played, their imperfections not faults, but features.
Luca visits and asks if I've beaten the high score. I show him the longcase clock, ticking perfectly. "I realigned the verge escapement today," I tell him. "The error was less than two seconds per day." Then I nod to my computer. "And I maintained a 92% crossing success rate on the vavada chicken road over ten attempts. Both systems are now in harmony."
He laughs, but he understands. I have my workshop of perfect, silent order. And I have my five-minute daily vacation in a workshop of glorious, noisy, predictable unpredictability. One keeps the clocks of the past ticking. The other keeps the clockmaker from winding down.